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I would like to confess, I'm a ginger head
[at least I used to be...].
In Israel they used to say: "ginger is not a
colour, it is a character!"
Even according to the original Hebrew text of the Bible, King David had red hair and may be blue eyes [just like me!]. |
May I share with you one of the local stories?
One day a vicar, a priest and
a rabbi were spending a days fishing on the Sea of Galilee. At lunchtime they
realised that they had left their picnic basket on the shore. So the vicar
said, "I'm going to fetch the sandwiches" and true enough he walked on the water
and brought the sandwiches. Once they finished the sandwiches, the priest
said "I'm going to fetch the beer". And true enough he walked to shore and
brought the beer back to the boat. Then the vicar and the priest asked the
rabbi to get the coffee. So the rabbi stepped out of the boat and drowned.
Then the priest said to the vicar: "do you think we should have told him where
the stepping stones were?"
The rest of the page is waiting for your own names and short jokes! |
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